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Todays coffee notes

Full body with a strong 'barista wears stretches' flavour.
The farmer was diagnosed with a new incurable disease on the 2nd day of harvest, really bringing out the acidity.
The milk was poured at a height of 1.75 meters, step ladder in use, balancing out the acidity with an excitable sweetness.
A witty sour plum pungency charges through in the after taste due to the waiter disliking your mannerisms and to round things off, a change in political power of the region of growth gives a warm chocolaty 'class war' finish.

That will be $15.67, fuck you